I am laughing hysterically ahahaha. HYSTERICALLY!

Why would anyone post a link to a  song like "You Belong with Me" by Taylor Swift on your exboyfriend's Facebook when you know he has a significant other and she can read everything on his wall? Is it just me or is that really rude?

Is it time for me to be happy yet? Jw.

I still haven't really started Love in the Time of Cholera, I'm by like the third page. Sometimes I really wish I was back in Colombia, enveloped by the mountains, visiting family friends who could make me laugh nonstop.

AHAHAHA from TextsFromLastNight: (941): Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to.

Someone told me I had "more legs than a table" the other day. I´m still not such if I should feel flattered or insulted. Discuss.

I´m going to miss the Andes so much :( Every time I try to summarize my trip, my mind goes blank and I don´t even know where to begin.

• Eating chrorizos in La Union.
• Driving past La Ceja, which literally means The Eyebrow. Why would anyone name their town that? Idgi.
• Having a 40 year old hit on me in front of my uncle (AWKWARDDD).
• Eating maracuya, guanabana, mora, tomate de arbol, granadilla and the little tiny tomato-fruit things.
• Taking taxis around the city, pretending I actually know where I´m going.
• Family trips to Santa Fe de Antioquia and waterparks; trips that consist of traveling with a bottle of Aguardiente and a bottle of Jose Cuervo.
• Getting drunk with my mom´s best friend and dancing around in her living room until 3 am.
• Watching Ice Age 3 in Spanish and still cracking up.
• Waking up and watching H TV all day, every day.
• Listening to more bachata, reggeatton and pop-en-español than I have in my life. And I am loving it haha.
• Spending time with the Aranzazus and laughing til I can´t breathe anymore.
• Meeting my half-sister for the first time and having someone call me their sister for the first time.

I´m having a blast and I´m planning to make this last week here the best ever. Also, I´m definitely planning on coming to celebrate my 20th birthday here, wooh!

I have this thing that if something is bothering me (usually because I wait until it´s too late to fix the problem), I resort to not mentioning it and ignoring it, in fear that if I mention it outloud, the problem will become real. Idk if that even makes sense. The point is, I think I´m in a really deep hole I need to get myself out of. Damn procrastination.

I sprained my foot like a week ago and it´s still so swollen and gross.

I´ve been WoW-less for two weeks now and I´m dying. This sucks haha, I miss my blood elf, and yes, I do realize how nerdy that sounds but idc! The best part is that when I get back home and log in, I´m going to play for an hour and then be bored as hell, exit the game and go watch some crappy reality show because I love those haha.

16 days until I get backkkk.

Yesterday while at a library here, I fell in love with this book. It literally was love at first sight, so much so that I went to Amazon.com asap and placed my order. I´m super excited. The drawings are amazing and $·&%$·". I wish I could show this literary masterpiece to everyone!

Medellin is beautiful and the people are so vibrant. Here everyone lives in thin (but long) brick houses, most of the brick still exposed. If not, the bricks are painted green, blue, dark purple. I´ve decided that when I have a house, I´m painting it dark purple. That, or my bedroom, or something.

My family is amazing, beautiful, spectacular. It´s smaller than I thought (8 uncles/aunts, 13 including spouses and 9 cousins). I´m trying to spend as much time with them as possible while I´m here, going on walks around the city with three children that run around screaming and laughing. I´m leaving to another town today, without any idea where it is or what the hell we´re going to do there, which is what makes everything so exciting!

The food is $%$/·"&$&· crazy, they eat like 9 times a day here, jhc. I´m going to be a whale when I get back. :(

I miss Val (I KNOW YOU´RE READING THIS) but I know she´ll be right there when I get back, yes/yes? As to the other people I know who have been sad lately, smile! Life is too beautiful to watch it pass by with a frown. Michelle, save me a breakfast date for when I get back?

I had a mini episode last night where I got really lonely and sad and blah blah blah. I hope I don´t feel like that again because wtf, I´m in a beautiful country away from everything, why am I feeling choked up about the past?

As for right now, I should get going because I leave in an hour and haven´t packed a thing yet.

LJ friends: your posts lately have been beautiful and I love love love catching up with my FP and seeing letters and pictures of you guys.

Love, love, love,
Viviana :)

After 6 hours at the Colombian Consulate debating whether I should set myself on fire or shoot myself in the face, maybe do a combo and put on a show for the crowd, I finally got all my paperwork done. South America, here I come!

Diego was cheating on me with my roommate.